An
archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more
interested he is in her. Agatha
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A
pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes
they are.
Chauncey
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Friends
are like bras: close to your heart and there for support. Donna
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A
male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car Carrie
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I
want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like
the passengers in his car. Will
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My
wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met Rodney
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