The teacher

 
The teacher asks William: "If there are three chickens on a fence, and you hit one with a rock, how many chickens are left?"

William answers "Well, sir, if I throw a rock at one of them, the others will fly away as well, so none."

The teacher chuckles. "The answer I was looking for is two, but I like the way you think."

William smiles. "Well, I've got one for you as well. Three women sit on a park bench, eating  popsicles. One of them sucks on the popsicle, one of them takes small bites, and the other licks it. Which of the three is married?"

The teaches blushes a bit, then hesitantly answers "The one who sucks the popsicle?"

"The answer I was looking for is 'the one with the wedding ring,' but I like the way you think!" William grins.

The teacher asks William: "If there are three chickens on a fence, and you hit one with a rock, how many chickens are left?"

William answers "Well, sir, if I throw a rock at one of them, the others will fly away as well, so none."

The teacher chuckles. "The answer I was looking for is two, but I like the way you think."

William smiles. "Well, I've got one for you as well. Three women sit on a park bench, eating  popsicles. One of them sucks on the popsicle, one of them takes small bites, and the other licks it. Which of the three is married?"

The teaches blushes a bit, then hesitantly answers "The one who sucks the popsicle?"

"The answer I was looking for is 'the one with the wedding ring,' but I like the way you think!" William grins.

The teacher asks William: "If there are three chickens on a fence, and you hit one with a rock, how many chickens are left?"

William answers "Well, sir, if I throw a rock at one of them, the others will fly away as well, so none."

The teacher chuckles. "The answer I was looking for is two, but I like the way you think."

William smiles. "Well, I've got one for you as well. Three women sit on a park bench, eating  popsicles. One of them sucks on the popsicle, one of them takes small bites, and the other licks it. Which of the three is married?"

The teaches blushes a bit, then hesitantly answers "The one who sucks the popsicle?"

"The answer I was looking for is 'the one with the wedding ring,' but I like the way you think!" William grins.