Amusing quotes


An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie quotes



A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Chauncey Depew quotes



Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support. Donna Roberts quotes



A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car Carrie Snow quotes



I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Will Shriner quotes



My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met Rodney Dangerfield quotes