Inappropriate Restaurant Names
Iroquois, Ontario
Bras d'Or, Nova Scotia
Nag's Head, NC
Ocean City, MD
New York, New
York
Portland, OR
One day a man went to an auction.
One day a man went to an
auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got
caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he
bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he
intended, he won the bid – the parrot was his at last!
As he was paying for the
parrot, he said to the auctioneer, “I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would
hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can’t talk!”
“Don’t worry.” said the
Auctioneer, “He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?”
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude
A man in a hot air
balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He
descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a
friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman below replied,
“You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.
You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees
west longitude.”
“You must be an
engineer,” said the balloonist.
“I am,” replied the
woman, “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the
balloonist, “everything you told me is, technically correct, but I’ve no idea
what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly,
you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”
The woman below
responded, “You must be in Management.”
“I am,” replied the
balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the woman,
“you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where
you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no
idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The
fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but
now, somehow, it’s my fault.”
Paddy and Mick going home from a night out just realized
Paddy and Mick going home from a night out just realized
that they didn't have enough money for a taxi So they decided to go to the Bus
depot and steal a bus. Mick broke into the depot as Paddy stood guard for the
police. After a while Paddy decided to see what was keeping Mick so he looked
through the gate there he saw Mick running from bus to bus looking worried
"What the hell are you doing? " hissed Paddy
Mick replied " I can't find a number 6 bus anywhere Paddy "
Holding his hands to his head in disbelief Paddy barked
"You idiot Mick Steal a number 8 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way "
"What the hell are you doing? " hissed Paddy
Mick replied " I can't find a number 6 bus anywhere Paddy "
Holding his hands to his head in disbelief Paddy barked
"You idiot Mick Steal a number 8 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way "
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